It will soon be one of those commercialised days where the card firms and shops try to part us from our hard earned cash. I am talking about Fathers Day.

This year it follows on rather nicely from my 50th birthday (and I don't look a day younger than Queen Victoria).

My grown up son has got his dad something, a bottle of speciality beer, but I need to get something from the little one. My problem is what do you get the man who has everything, apart from the obvious nothing? Any ideas? The whackier and more unusual the better...